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I wanted a griffin… I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one, but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them. …I’m not insane — my mother had me tested.
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Sheldon Cooper
Season 2, Episode 4 (The Griffin Equivalency) TBBT